Sad Monkey Mercantile Menu (Update 2025)
Introducing the menu at Sad Monkey Mercantile is an experience that transcends traditional dining. Nestled at the gateway to Palo Duro Canyon, this eatery offers an impressive selection of hand-crafted dishes that cater to every palate. Breakfast favorites like the colossal breakfast burritos and the savory McMonkey muffin are just the start of a diverse menu.
The lunch offerings shine with fan favorites like the B.E.L.T., perfectly fried eggs, and refreshing cold brew coffee that elevates your experience. The rustic ambiance pairs well with local craft beers on tap, making it a great spot post-hike.
Add to that a well-curated shop full of camping gear, local souvenirs, and unique merchandise. With friendly and enthusiastic staff that make you feel right at home, Sad Monkey Mercantile is a must-visit gem in Canyon, TX.
Snacks/Apps
"Fiesta Mix" Bowl
A snack mix perfect for noshing with a cold beer.
Mini Corndogs
Six oven-baked mini corndogs served with your choice of mustard and/or ketchup.
Buffalo Wings
Eight oven-baked chicken wings, buffalo style, served with ranch.
Honey Wings
Eight oven-baked chicken wings with a hint of honey flavor, served with ranch.
Jalapeno Poppers
Crispy oven-baked breaded jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and served with ranch.
Charcuterie Board
Assortment of meats, gourmet cheeses, crackers, olives, okra, & mustard.
Jalapeno Turkey Sandwich
Jalapeno cornbread, sliced turkey, bacon, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, & mayonnaise. Served with a bag of Ruffles chips and a pickle spear.
The Double-Decker Club
Wheat berry bread stacked high with ham, turkey, bacon, tomato, lettuce, onion, choice of cheese, and mayo. Served with a bag of Ruffles chips and a pickle spear.
The B.E.L.T. (w/ Cheese)
Texas toast, bacon, one fried egg patty w/ salt & pepper, lettuce, tomato, American cheese, & Sad Monkey Sauce. Served with a bag of Ruffles chips and a pickle spear.
The Cold-Cut
French baguette, ham, turkey, salami, Colby jack, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, & mustard. Served with a bag of Ruffles chips and a pickle spear.
Sad Monkey Grilled Cheese
Jalapeno cheddar bread, American cheese, smoked gouda, & Colby jack. Served with a bag of Ruffles chips and a pickle spear.
Hot Sandwiches
Pizza
Pepperoni Pizza
12-inch classic pepperoni pizza.
Meat Trio Pizza
12-inch pizza with pepperoni, sausage, and bacon.
Cheese Pizza
12-inch pizza with a melty blend of cheeses.
Vegetable & Goat Cheese Pizza
12-inch pizza with goat cheese, mozzarella, zucchini, red & yellow peppers, and spinach. Topped with a balsamic glaze.
The McMonkey
Egg patty, hashbrown, American cheese, Sad Monkey Sauce, and choice of bacon or sausage on a toasted English muffin. Served all day!
Sliced Bread/Cake
Choices include Banana Nut Bread, Iced Cinnamon Swirl, Iced Lemon, or Iced Marble